The Wife: (with her favourite sweet waved in front of her) ...and I don't need the temptation dear...unlike when a pack of Perry miniatures is placed in front of you!
The Husband: Oh, thank you for reminding me. I want to place another order with them.
The Wife: A large one?
The Husband: I have been trying, trying mind you, to 'perry' it down.
The Wife: Yeah, right. Ha. (as she removes the credit card to a safer location)
The Husband (thinking to himself) : Well that bit of humour was as effective as a lead balloon.
|"Now Maitland, now's your time!" Scene from the Battle of Waterloo. The British First Foot Guards in action. (the 'wheat field' is simply a straw foot mat cut to fit) (plastic Perry figures)|